Please, don't EVER do that again.
Ditto, Queen Latifah.
Double ditto to the entire inquisitorial staff of presenters who looked like they were sentencing the nominees in the audience to death by firing squad.
That's all.
On a happier note, here's the one and only shining moment from last night's if-only-someone-had-hit-me-with-a-cattle-prod-first-I-may-actually-be-enjoying-this-entertainment, and the one that will make me smile all day (aside from the Sean Penn speech):
oh, cmon, the tuxedo clad high school musical mamma mia extravaganza didn't have you ovationing while standing? liar.
Posted by: krista | February 23, 2009 at 12:15 PM
Yeah, and you couldn't open up a can o' whup ass for Whoopi's godawful jungle dress? Ewwwwwwwww.
Posted by: Anne | February 24, 2009 at 05:07 AM