My Patronus is a big, beautiful - I feel so weird saying penis to register my excitement over a PG-13 movie, so...cock. I know this because I have seen it. It makes its presence known whenever I'm feeling down, or, more importantly, when dementors are in the immediate vacinity.
I could go on for seven volumes, and split the last one in two parts, but fear of overkill and Death Eaters prevents me. Look what they did to poor Mad Eye...or you will, come November 19th.
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